Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Look what I found on Craigslist!

WANTED! SIBERIAN TIGER FILM STAR! (manhattan)

Attention exotic animal owners:

I am a film student shooting an adaptation of Ray Bradbury's "The Veldt". The tiger is a crucial component of this shoot. The tiger must be domesticated, preferably with some film experience. He (or she, this detail is unimportant) must be good with children as they, too, are crucial to the shoot. I'm willing to compromise some of my script, but I would like to maintain its overall integrity. I would prefer a tiger comfortable with climbling a small tree (~8 feet) and jumping down. If he would be willing to slink seductively around a fire hydrant, that would be spectacular. I also want a tiger that will roar on command and eat a live bird. Excellent compensation would be in order. Please contact me ASAP as the project is due in a week.

* Location: manhattan
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $10000+

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